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You are invited to witness our union & commitment for each other.

Come and celebrate our Wedding, we will bind our lives by oath in the desert.

ALANNA & MIKE


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Saturday, March 20, 2027

80053 Indian Trail
Twentynine Palms, CA 92277

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Mike and Alanna didn't start this partnership the conventional way, and they're not going to pretend otherwise here. What they found in each other was real to build a life on — and that's the part that matters.

This wedding isn't just about the two of them committing to the next chapter of their journey together. It's a chance to put their people in one place and moment — the wild ones, the steady ones, the traditional ones, the ones who'd never usually cross paths. Different backgrounds, different worldviews, different everything. They've seen it before: put proper people in the same space long enough, and they'll connect.

Mike and Alanna are romantics, but they're also realists. They don't need the day to be perfect — they need it to be honest, like they try to be always. Thank you for being part of their lives and for showing up for them. It means more than they'll probably say out loud.

Thank you for the effort you make to stay part of us.

Thankful for your presence

Getting yourself across a desert to stand with us is the whole gift. We know what that costs in flights, in gas, in days you don't get back — and we are not asking for anything on top of it.

But we know some of you. You will turn up with something in your hands regardless. So we made a list, and everything on it goes toward what we are building on the other side of this weekend.


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No minimum, no list of who gave what. Arrive empty-handed and dance until the sun comes up — still our favorite answer.


THE UNION

We're getting married

You are invited.

Our Worlds, Gathered

This day is not only about the two of us. It brings together every circle, chapter, and place that helped shape who we are.

Though you may arrive among familiar faces, no one here is truly a stranger — each person carries a part of our story. We invite you to step beyond your circle, share a word, a drink, or a table with someone new. Nothing needs to be forced; simply bring the courage to be open.

Seeing our worlds become one would mean everything to us.

What to wear — colour palette

Anything inside this palette works. For the wardrobe references, look just below.

A somewhat traditional ceremony in an unconventional way.

WHEAT
TAN
RUST
SUEDE
OLIVE
BURGUNDY
COCOA
IRON
BLACK

Yes

  • Boots — worn ones welcome
  • Linen, canvas, suede, leather
  • A hat that means it

No

  • Off-white, cream, bone — reserved for the bride
  • Stilettos. They will lose.
  • Sequins, shine, anything that flashes
  • Anything you'd hate to get dust on
Mood & reference for wardrobe

Very important

Our photo and video team is working to a brief. If you land outside the wardrobe direction, they will frame you out — and you will not appear in anything that comes back from this weekend. It will look like you were never there.

We would rather that not happen to anyone. Please take the wardrobe seriously.

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(From the couple)

"The ceremony starts at five fifteen, and the desert does not negotiate. Mike has never once been on time for anything, so his best man has exactly one job that day 😂 We recommend you borrow that system. Find a friend that will get you there on time."

Alanna & MikeThe whole point
The run of show
  • 10:45 AMBride getting ready
  • 5:15 PMCeremony
  • 6:15 PMChampagne hour
  • 7:15 PMDinner
  • 9:00 PMParty
Desert conditions
Thu 18 Mar
THE ARRIVAL
Day74°23C
Night48°9C
Fri 19 Mar
THE WILDING
Day74°23C
Night48°9C
Sat 20 Mar
THE UNION
Day74°23C
Night48°9C

Typical for late March in Twentynine Palms — 69% clear skies, about an 8% chance of rain, wind around 8 mph. The drop from afternoon to midnight is roughly 26 degrees. That is the whole reason we keep saying bring a layer.

Typical conditions for these dates — a live forecast replaces this automatically about two weeks out.

"We believe the greatest experiences belong to those brave enough to step toward them. Making the journey to celebrate with us means more than we can say.

Never ready, always willing."

— Mike & Alanna

The Union chat

We made a group for everyone coming out — split a house, share the drive, ask the things you would rather not put in an email. We started it and then left it to you. Invited guests only.

(To identify the group we used a Viking rune meaning courage as the profile photo — one of the values we hold closest.)

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Arrival dayThu 18 Mar 2027Welcome · 7 PM · The Stone House

Getting there

Staying off site? Rent a car. You will need one to move around out here, and there is very little parking at the venue — it is a small, exclusive place. Split a big one between a group of friends; it works out cheaper and there is somewhere to put everybody.

Staying on site? Two shuttles will bring you in, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. These are for on-site guests only.

Exact shuttle times land closer to the weekend. Join the WhatsApp group and you will get them there along with everything else logistical.

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Day • 02

The wedding

80053 Indian Trail, Twentynine Palms, CA 92277. Ceremony outdoors on uneven ground.

How to find your way around

The venue
Day • 03

Where to sleep

There are plenty of places to stay out here. We put together a wishlist of the ones we would actually send you to — Twentynine Palms, Joshua Tree, and a few further out.

Worth saying: several of these sleep a crowd. If you would rather split a house with other people coming to the wedding, sort it out between you — we love seeing people connect around us.

See the list

Where to stay
The flow of the weekend

Experiences / Venue

Map of the venue
Day of the party rule

No phones allowed during the ceremony / after party

Every year we go to Berlin to dance, and the clubs we keep going back to take your phone at the door. That is the whole reason those nights stay with you.

So during the ceremony, and again at the after party, phones go away. There is a marked area where you can use yours for anything urgent, and cameras — analog and digital — waiting for anyone who wants to make something to keep.

Attention does not split. When you are not present there is no memory, and we want you to leave this place with one.

Map

Driving in from LA or anywhere in California? Signal thins out long before you arrive and phone navigation stops being reliable. Save this one before you leave — it names every turn, and every road not to take.

Download the map

Entrance to parking — Video

Here is a video driving from the entrance all the way to the parking.

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This is our best experience yet. You do not want to miss it.

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The aftermath, we want your perspective

Help us tell the whole story. Share what you shot on the way in, across the weekend, and after — everything from the run-up to the last morning.

All of it goes into a compilation we send back to everyone who was there, and into the final wedding film.

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THE CONTENT

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Partners

The amazing brands making this experience possible.

FAQs
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Everything you need to know.

For all our friends and family with a lot of questions — your answer is almost certainly in here.

What's the RSVP deadline?

December 10, 2026. Write it down, set an alarm, tattoo it somewhere you will see it.

We are feeding, watering and entertaining a whole lot of people in the middle of the desert, and every meal, activity and seat gets locked in around that final number. If we have not heard from you by December 10, we will not be able to have you — and we would truly hate for that to be how this ends.

So do not sit on it. Tell us yes, and go back to planning your outfits. 🤠

Can I come to more than the wedding?

Yes — there are two days you can join us for.

  • Friday — THE WILDING. An all-day party: pool, barbecue, tattoos, cameras rolling, everybody creating. Mike will be shooting too. It is the loosest, weirdest, most fun day of the weekend.
  • Saturday — THE UNION. The wedding. This is the one.

Saturday is on us. Friday is $100 per person — we are producing this whole weekend independently and paying for it ourselves, and Friday is a full day of food, drinks and production on top of the wedding. That covers your share of it.

When you RSVP, just tell us which days you are joining us for. There is no wrong answer and no hard feelings either way — Saturday alone is more than enough. Emily will follow up with the Friday details for anyone who is in. 🤠

Can I bring a date?

Check your invitation — if you have a plus one, it says so right on there. If it does not, it is just you this time, and we mean that with love. We kept this list intentionally small so the desert is full of exactly the right people.

We will not be able to add plus ones after the fact, so consider it settled, come alone, and let us introduce you to someone in a cowboy hat. 🤠

Are kids welcome?

As much as we adore your little ones, Ohlany is strictly 21+ — every event, ceremony included. Think horses, stilt walkers, and a lot of grown adults making questionable decisions in the desert.

We will not have childcare on site, so if the kids are coming to California with you, book a sitter and a nearby Airbnb — we promise it is worth the babysitting bill. 🤠

What is the exact address of the wedding?

NXWHERE California
80053 Indian Trail
Twentynine Palms, CA 92277

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What airport do I fly into?

Palm Springs (PSP). It is the closest by a mile — about an hour's drive to us — and it is the only one we would actually recommend.

If PSP does not work, your back-ups are Ontario (ONT, ~2 hours), LAX (~3 hours) and Las Vegas (LAS, ~3.5 hours). Fair warning: those are real drives through real desert, so budget the time and do not plan on rolling in five minutes before anything starts.

And yes — you will need a car. There is no rideshare to speak of out here. 🤠

Where should I stay?

If we have already reached out to you about staying on site, you are set — we will get you the details. On-site space is tiny and fully spoken for, so if you have not heard from us about a bed out here, that is your answer, with love.

For everyone else, here is the lay of the land:

  • Twentynine Palms or Joshua Tree — 15 to 20 minutes out, Airbnbs everywhere, and the easiest drive to and from us. This is where most of you should be looking.
  • Palm Springs — about 45 minutes, but it is a proper little city: hotels, restaurants, the airport right there. Go here if you want a pool, room service and something bougie to do on the days you are not with us.
  • RVs — we have about 9 spots on site for RVs, rented or your own. Fair warning: no hookups. No power, no water, real desert camping, and it gets cold out here at night. If that sounds like a good time, it is yours — just tell us, they will go fast.

🤠

Can we share a house with other guests?

Please do — some of the houses out here are huge, and going in on one together is cheaper, more fun, and means fewer cars at the venue on wedding day.

We are not organizing any of it, though. If you are looking for people to split with, hop in the guest group chat and sort it out amongst yourselves. We would love it if you did.

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And carpool in on Saturday if you can. There is plenty of parking, but the fewer cars in the desert, the better. 🤠

How early should I book my stay?

As soon as possible. March in the desert books out fast, and we would hate for you to end up an hour away from us.

Where can I park?

Right here with us. There is plenty of parking on site — pull in, leave the car, walk to the party.

And if the night gets away from you (it will): leave your car overnight and come collect it in the morning. Nobody should be driving back across the desert after a night with us. We would rather you leave it and get it over coffee. 🤠

Is the wedding indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors, mostly — this is the desert, that is the whole point.

The ceremony is outside at golden hour, dinner is outside under the sky, and the party starts outside before we move indoors around 11pm. So you will be out in the open for the best-looking hours of the day and warm inside for the messiest ones.

Dress for heat during the day and bring a jacket for after dark. We will have heat lamps going and there are fireplaces everywhere, so you will not freeze — but you will want the layer. 🤠

What's the weather going to be like?

The desert is dramatic and so are we. Days can run anywhere from the mid-70s to the 90s — we will not know until we are closer — and the second the sun goes down it drops 25 to 30 degrees. Layers are not optional out here.

Our recommendation: bring a fur coat. Real, faux, vintage, unhinged — we would love to see the whole desert draped in fur once it gets dark. Not a requirement, just a strong suggestion. If fur is not your thing, bring a warm coat you would still want to be photographed in. Keep the vision alive all weekend. 🤠

And bring sunscreen. Seriously. There is no shade in the desert.

What should I wear?

Each day has its own dress code, and we mean it — this is half the fun. Scroll up to the wardrobe section for the full breakdown of each one, moodboards included, so you know exactly what we are after.

A few rules that apply all weekend:

  • No white, no off-white, no bone, no cream. Those are reserved for the bride. Everything else in the desert is yours.
  • Dress for heat, pack for cold. Days run warm and nights drop 25 to 30 degrees. Bring a coat you would still want to be photographed in — fur if you have got it.
  • Think about your shoes. Most of this happens outside on desert ground. Boots are your friend. Stiletto heels and sand have never once gotten along.

Come overdressed. Come unhinged. There is no such thing as too much out here. 🤠

Are there bathrooms on site?

Yes — real ones, easy to find, and enough of them. You will not be squatting behind a Joshua tree. 🤠

Can I take pictures during the wedding?

Yes — shoot the whole weekend. Phones out, cameras up, take far too many pictures of us.

Two exceptions: the ceremony and the after party are phone-free. Phones go away for the ceremony, come back for dinner, then go away again when the after party starts. Those two moments are for being there with us, not filming it.

Real cameras are still welcome in both — film, point-and-shoot, digital, whatever you have got. If it is not a phone, bring it. (Our content team is exempt. They are working.)

Everything else is fair game — and we want all of it. Scan the QR codes around the venue to drop your photos and videos into our Guest Cam. Service out here can be spotty, so the same QR code lives on this website — upload whenever you have got signal, even weeks later when your film comes back. And if you post on Instagram, tag us at @ohlanylove so we do not miss a single frame. 🤠

Will I end up in content that gets posted?

There is a real chance, yes. We are content creators — it is what we do, and it is how this whole weekend gets documented. Cameras will be rolling most of the time, especially on Friday, and photos and video from the weekend may end up on our personal and wedding channels.

When you RSVP there is a short agreement to check off covering exactly that. Please actually read it.

And if you would rather not appear in anything we post publicly — that is completely fine. Just tick the second box, or tell Emily. No explanation needed, no awkwardness at all. We would so much rather know now than find out after. 🤠

Is there a registry?

Our registry is mostly one thing: a cash fund for our honeymoon in Thailand.

We are always working and creating, which we genuinely love, but it means we almost never travel just to travel. This trip would be the first in a long time that is not a shoot or a launch — it is just for us. Anything you put toward it gets us closer.

If you would rather give something you can hand over, gift cards are perfect: DoorDash, Uber Eats or Amazon. We will use every single one and think of you each time.

One small ask — leave the boxes at home. Anything you would have to fly out to the desert, we would have to fly back, so a card or a click is genuinely the kindest thing you could do for us.

And truly, none of this is expected. Getting you out here with us is already more than we could ask for. 🤠

Who should I contact if I have questions?

Emily. She is our boss b*tch, she wears every single hat, and she is the reason any of this is happening.

Before you reach out, read this page — nine times out of ten your answer is already here. If it is not, text Emily at 207-891-9318.

Please be kind, and please do not spam her. Text, do not call — she will get back to you. 🤠


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